Interesting Excuse

Taylor alerted us that a lamp in the living room wouldn't turn on. Sure enough, it wouldn't. It has had a CFL lightbulb in it for only a few months, so we were perplexed that it had gone out already. Until we looked, and the lightbulb was completely gone! We called Nathan in, who immediately produced it from behind one of the couch cushions. We told him that CFLs aren't like regular bulbs and can be very dangerous, and that he should never touch them. We then asked why he took it out, and he said, "Because I'm the lightbulb-stealer!" Where does he come up with these things?